Last login: 14 months agoElro
Elro is a 22 year old single guy from Knaxhville, Tennessee, USA.
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Member since Aug 24, 2006
You may recognize me from my brief stint as a child actor on Peanuts, where I played Linus, Charlie Brown's insightful, blanket-clutching buddy. "What a career!" you might say. "You must have earned millions!" Like hell I did. They never paid me, on grounds that I was a "stencil-drawn cartoon character who can only see in two dimensions." That's bullshit. I can see in three, blockheads! I just can't move in three. (You can imagine how confusing this is at a young age.) Now who's the rocket scientist, eh? Give me my money! Look, I've got connections. I know the Tasmanian Devil. Give me my bloody money if you ever again want to be able to walk along a straight white line.

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